"Glitter" Quote

"Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies."

[source (NSFW)]

-from the ever witty mouth of Demetri Martin, Person.

Demetri is one of my favorite comedians, and I think that has mostly to do with his delivery style, but his content is always relate-able and on the mark.

As for glitter, the only sure way to prevent to the spread of CTDs is craftstinance. If you do decide to craft, please craft responsibly and do not introduce glitter into wearable, furniture, or party-favor crafts. A reminder to all that glitter, once introduced, can be spread airborne, waterborne, and from person-to-person contact. There is no immediate cure for the glitter infected. Time is the only known remedy, and if complete desparkle does occur, it can be months, years, or decades after the time of infection.

The more you know.